In short: We agree to do our best to do the things we say we'll do. You agree not to do anything you shouldn't.
For things we're happy for you to use, there's asking nicely. For everything else, there's a policy.
We weren't there. Or if we were, we didn't do it. Or if we did, we didn't mean to. Or if we did, we won't do it again. Honest.
We won't spam you. Or give, rent or sell your email address to anyone else. And we won't hack your phone messages.